My english class
author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
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When you over-hear a joke in someone else's...
me: dont cry dont cry dont cry
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eyes: lol lets go niagara falls on this bitch
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Me: You remind me of my Chinese friend
Me: Ug Lee
When you open a pack of gum in class →
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Me: ima get up in 5 minutes
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